This episode of Empire Builders was written by 33-year-old Daniel B. Markell, who worked for the Portland (Oregon) Telegraph newspaper. In 1930, Dan Markell’s parents still lived in the town where he was raised, Twin Falls, Idaho, and a news blurb of the time mentioned that they made it a point to tune in Empire Builders regularly – especially when they knew their son’s work would be featured. No doubt they were tuned in on this night. It was the first of Markell’s stories to be aired on Empire Builders.
One of the subtle but noticeable differences for the new
season was the identification of some of the cast and crew of each episode.
Rarely did earlier broadcasts call attention to the players, other than
sometimes naming Harvey Hays as the Old Timer. Although they were not usually
named during the broadcast, others such as Virginia Gardiner, Andy Sannella,
and Bob MacGimsey might be identified in a program’s press release. But with
the new season, the closing credits often concluded with a mention of which
actors played which parts. For instance, the continuity for this broadcast
included a couple of names, plus a couple of blanks to be filled in pending
last minute changes in the line-up. Announcer Ted Pearson provided the
following information at the end of the program:
Tonight’s playlet
featured Harvey Hays as the Old Timer … … … … … took the part of Doris; … … … …
… played Bob; and Margaret was played by … … … … … . The production was
directed by Don Bernard.
This is Ted Pearson
speaking. Empire Builders come to you from the Chicago Studios of the National
Broadcasting Company.
Although the continuity left blank a few of the names, I’ve
located another source for two, and can pretty well guess a couple more. One
newspaper write-up about the show said Bernardine Flynn played “the heroine” –
Doris Brale, presumably. Don Ameche was the “hero” – Bob Tyrell the sax player,
no doubt. It’s very likely that Lucille Husting played Margaret. The program
opened with Ted Pearson talking to a couple of boys and girls about hopping on
the Empire Builder train. I’m confident that Betty White was utilized for one
or more of these voices.
Another notable development with this continuity is a clear
effort to flesh out the character of the Old Timer a little bit. Despite the
fact he was featured in virtually every one of the 66 other broadcasts up to
this point, very little detail was ever provided about him. For as affable and
popular a character as he was, the listening audience really knew almost
nothing about him. In this episode, his faithful dog January is once again
heard from, but the story enlightens us with the realization that the Old Timer
owns “Vista Ranch” near Kalispell, Montana, where he raises a significant
number of livestock, including shorthorn steers. By this time, Empire Builders enthusiasts were already
well-conditioned to hear the Old Timer pop off with the occasional “scatter my
chipmunks” or “dog my cats.” This program introduced a few new exclamations to
add to the Old Timer’s repertoire. We also learned something about his taste in
music.
The program opened with the sounds of a train – the Empire
Builder – getting ready to pull out of a station. We’ll have to assume that
would be Union Station, Chicago. As soon as the radio show’s title was
dramatically announced (“E-m-p-i-r-e
B-u-i-l-d-e-r-s!”), a little girl tried to finagle her way aboard the
train. It turns out that in the world of radio, which is of course an integral realm
in the world of make-believe, this train could accommodate darned near anyone,
going darned near anywhere, and at unworldly speeds.
GIRL: Mister, is this the
Great Northern Railway?
(Child)
ANNOUNCER: It certainly is, Miss.
GIRL: An’ is this the Empire
Builder?
ANNOUNCER: Right-o, little lady.
GIRL: Where’s the Old Timer?
ANNOUNCER: (laughs) The Old Timer? Well, Miss, he’s a long, long
ways away tonight. But it won’t take us long to get to him – on this train!
GIRL: Can I go, Mister.
ANNOUNCER: I should say you may, Miss.
BOY: (ASIDE) Ask’m if we can go, too.
GIRL: Can all of us go?
ANNOUNCER: Sure – all of you!
BOYS
& GIRLS: “Oh, goody!” “Hoo-ray!”
etc.
GIRL: Where’re we goin’,
Mister?
ANNOUNCER: You see, the Old Timer’s got a ranch
out near Kalispell – that’s in Montana, just the other side of the main range
of the Rocky Mountains. Well, ‘bout this time every year we’re pretty likely to
find him at his ranch, looking over his stock to see what horses an’ cows an’
pigs an’ sheep he’s going to take to Portland, to exhibit at the Pacific International
Livestock Exposition that’s held there every year. This year, you see, it’s
going to start on October 25, and everybody who’s interested in thoroughbred
stock’s pretty likely to be there. Even a lot of farm boys and girls! Well, the
Old Timer told me that he’s been trying for forty years to win a Purple ribbon
– that’s a grand championship ribbon. Seems he gets pretty close every once in a
while, but he doesn’t seem to be quite able to get one of those purple ribbons.
Now I sort of suspect we’re going to find the Old Timer tonight, out near
Kalispell, getting all ready to try again. An’ you kiddies want to come along,
do you?
VOICES: “Yes”. “Oh, yes, sir.” Etc.
ANNOUNCER: All right. But you must keep real
quiet. Maybe it’d be a good idea to turn the lights down a little …. That’s
fine … Are you ready –
VOICES: “A-bo-o-o-ard.” “A-bo-o-o-ard.” “A-bo-o-o-ard.”
(TWO SHORT BLASTS OF WHISTLE. BELL UP.
STARTS CHUGGING).
GIRL: We’re moving!
ANNOUNCER: Sh-sh-sh-
(TRAIN DEPARTS)
I have to admit, I kind of envy anyone who tuned in that
evening. I can just picture a rural family at the end of a long day of working
the farm, supper over, papa with a fresh pipe and a warm fire in the fireplace,
mama turning down the lights, and the kids inching up to the radio set to hear
this evening’s story.
As the ethereal palace on wheels got under way, the studio
orchestra struck up a tune, which then faded to a lone saxophone player who was
off in the distance. The Old Timer and his faithful hound dog, January, came up
to the microphone and greeted a young woman named Doris. She and the Old Timer
launched into a good-natured discussion of whether the shorthorns of the Old
Timer’s Vista Ranch would be able to beat out Doris’s stock at the upcoming
Pacific International Livestock Exposition. It was revealed that Doris’s
father, an old and dear friend of the Old Timer’s, had passed away and left his
Montana ranch to Doris. This was known as the Cavalier Ranch. A championship
ribbon at the livestock expo was an elaborate purple affair – hence the name of
the evening’s story, “The Cavalier Purple.”
January the hound dog began baying mournfully, and Doris
asked the pooch what was bothering him. Just then the saxophone got a little
louder, as someone was playing a crooning melody on it. The Old Timer commented
they must be hearing the music down by the lake, and he asked Doris if she knew
who was playing it. Doris said it was Bob, one of the newer men on the ranch.
The Old Timer let on that he wasn’t much for jazz and saxophones:
OLD
TIMER: A sax-warbling cow hand! Great
galloping galumpusses! What’s the West coming to anyway? I’d fire him! No
wonder January’s all riled and resentful.
OLD
TIMER: Ah hmmmmm. So that’s it. Hmmmm. It’s you he’s serenading and not the Mission mountains or the Shorthorns. I thought he seemed
mighty serious, especially on them trills and wah wahs.
OLD
TIMER: With music?
OLD
TIMER: That does sound serious. And how
many times have you accepted?
With clues provided in the dialog, it seems the location of
the fictional Cavalier Ranch was somewhere roughly between Kalispell and
Missoula, on Flathead Lake, and probably in the general vicinity of Finley
Point. But I digress.
Doris protested that she would never leave Cavalier Ranch,
and that poor old Bob was just barking up the wrong tree if he thought she
would run off with him somewhere and get married. Not letting go of his obvious
disdain for jazz, the Old Timer took another swipe at poor old Bob and once
again suggested to Doris that she just fire him. But to his surprise, Doris
said that she had fired him, several times, but he just wouldn’t leave.
She admitted, however, that she really could use Bob’s help at the livestock
exposition. And besides, she was eager for the Old Timer to meet him.
(SAX UP
LOUDER–JANUARY BARKS–AS DORIS AND OLD TIMER APPROACH)
(SAX
DIES WITH A LAST BRIEF FLOURISH)
BOB: Hello, little lady … er … I beg
your pardon. I didn’t know anyone was with you. You must excuse the sentimental
effect of these Montana
nights, Mr. ….
BOB: Yes, indeed. I’m glad to meet
you.
OLD
TIMER: I’m glad to meet you too, boy. It
seems you were sort of speaking of sentiment and …
BOB: It’s these moonlight nights on Flathead Lake . They kind of get you. There’s
music in them. The breeze in the pines and all. Yes sir, I tell you, it gets
you.
OLD
TIMER: Well, young fellow, what’s the
idea then of mussin’ up a night like this with that musical menace you’ve got
there.
Doris tried to sway the Old Timer’s staunch musical taste by
offering to perform a song for him, with Bob accompanying her. Bob played the
first chorus on the sax while Doris sang, then the two of them sang a duet for
the second chorus. This was in reality a duet by Don Ameche and Bernardine
Flynn. It’s a shame we don’t have a recording of it.
L-R: Bernardine Flynn, Don Ameche, Josef Koestner (Musical Director), and Don Bernard (Director). Press photo, author's collection |
"While actors and
actresses for radio playlets are selected for the quality of their speaking
voices and cleverness in interpreting various roles, Empire Builders has been
fortunate in finding two young persons who will not need professional ringers
to double for them when the script calls for singing. And if television comes
along during this new series of playlets – well, if photographs are to
believed, Empire Builders will be sitting pretty!"
Great Northern Railway press release, dated September 10, 1930.
The Old Timer acknowledged that the singing part of the song
was “all right.” Doris then added another wee plug on behalf of our sponsor:
BOB: Well, I don’t see how any ranch
could be a rival to this for beauty. I always had the impression that Montana ranches were all
out on the plains – To find trees and lakes and mountains and tall, green grass
was a big surprise.
That bit about Jim Hill and the stock from England that he
helped introduce to the Pacific Northwest? It’s true. Really happened. But
that’s a story for another time. Doris, Bob, and the Old Timer wrapped up their
conversation and the Old Timer mentioned he had to be headed back to his Vista
Ranch up towards Kalispell:
OLD
TIMER: Sure have. I’ll be seeing you
then, Doris. Come on January. Well, so long.
BOB: Goodbye, Old Timer …. and
January.
(JANUARY BARKS)
The next scene in the radio play was at the railroad depot
at Whitefish, on the mainline of the Great Northern Railway. With so much
overall control of the production, our sponsor once again ensured some of the
features of their premier train were interwoven into the story:
(TRANSITIONAL MUSIC. FADE TO STATION
PLATFORM WITH COWBOY BAND PLAYING.
PLATFORM NOISES UP; TRAIN WHISTLES IN THE DISTANCE; FADE FOR DIALOGUE)
DORIS: That’s the Empire Builder whistling
now. We’re just in time, Bob.
BOB: Wonder if I’ve still time to send
a telegram?
BOB: Good idea. And another thing I’m
going to do as soon as we’re on the train is to get some of the dust off. Me
for that shower bath. You can’t help getting a bit dusty loading a Shorthorn
herd.
BOB: Is the band going to Portland , too?
The train departed Whitefish and steamed off towards the
coast. Doris and Bob eventually located the Old Timer, and they got to visiting.
BOB: Oh, hello, Old Timer. Say, I’ve
got some great news for you. Doris is going to
marry me.
OLD
TIMER: What! Great bulls of Goshen !
BOB: Well, it’s practically certain.
You’ve promised me, haven’t you Doris ?
BOB: Yes, sir, Old Timer … Doris
has promised to marry me – as soon as Cavalier ranch takes a Royal Purple.
OLD
TIMER: (chuckles) That sure is a promise. You almost had
me stampeded. I don’t want to throw cold water on either the Cavalier herd or
your matrimonial aspirations, young man, but if your weddin’ depends on a
Cavalier grand champion you may have to be a bachelor a long time.
You’ll be competing against some of the finest herds in America in this
Portland show.
When Doris and Bob both weighed in with their optimistic
predictions of success, the Old Timer (or at least Dan Markell, the author of
the story) saw another opportunity to cast a reverent light on our Dear
Founder, Jim Hill:
OLD
TIMER: Well, that’s the right spirit
anyhow. It’s the trying and building that has brought greatness to this
Northwest of ours. This breeding of pure-bred herds; this never-ending
improvement of quality stock, has won prosperity for thousands of ranchers
along the Great Northern Railway just as James J. Hill … the Empire Builder,
envisioned fifty years ago, when he first started in to interest the settlers
in raisin’ thoroughbred stock.
They didn’t call James J. Hill the “Empire Builder” just
because he built a railroad.
As the Empire Builder train rolled on, and the Old Timer
continued to call out accolades of the scenery to be viewed along the route
(more not-so-subtle advertising – so clever), the story segued once more and
the audience found themselves at the Pacific International Livestock
Exposition. The Old Timer congratulated Doris on the various red and blue
ribbons that some of her entries had won, and while she was certainly pleased
by her successes, Doris admitted to being a bit let down by not winning a
championship purple ribbon for the Cavalier Ranch – a “Cavalier Purple.” The
Old Timer tried to assuage her disappointment by reminding her that, although
her father had run the ranch for so many years, this was in fact the first time
the Cavalier Ranch had brought livestock entries to the exposition under her
stewardship. He assured her that her father would have been very proud of her.
Doris revealed that she really did hope to win a purple ribbon and propel that
into matrimony with Bob – and that the absence of the purple might not be
enough to stop the wedding anyway. Just then, Bob appeared, and with another
woman. Uh oh . . .
Bob strolled up to Doris and the Old Timer and introduced
them to Miss Margaret Duane (she of the “Southern accent,” according to a note
in the script). There was no immediate explanation of just who she was or what
she was doing with Bob. Bob said to Doris and the Old Timer that he was sure
they’d both seen Margaret ride at the horse show. When Doris responded by
asking Margaret if she was riding in the show that evening, Miss Duane replied
“No, I’m foregoing that pleasure for Bob.” The Old Timer was getting very
uneasy. Savvy old coot.
OLD
TIMER: (HASTILY) Let’s all run over and see the pet show. Or
the Boys’ and Girls’ club exhibits. Or the Industrial exposition or dairy show,
or something’. It seems to have gotten rather chilly here.
The little entourage strolled off to see the poultry and pet
exhibits. Doris called the Old Timer’s attention to a cute little wire-haired
terrier, to which the Old Timer sniffed that he didn’t see any dog he’d trade
for good ol’ January. Doris seized on this opportunity to put in a dig against
Bob and the present circumstances by which she was beginning to feel so
marginalized.
Margaret seemed oblivious to any simmering jealousy on
Doris’s part, but Doris kept inserting catty snipes whenever she could. The Old
Timer was growing more uneasy by the minute. Just then, a public address
announcer called out the next event – championship class for five-gaited
horses. As Doris, Margaret and the Old Timer made their way to their seats,
Doris observed Bob was no longer with them. The Old Timer said Bob slipped away
five minutes ago.
Then the horses and riders came into view – all of them
blue-ribbon winners, as Margaret explained. She also explained how each
five-gaited class champion would compete for grand champion.
At this point, the trio spotted Bob entering the arena,
riding an elegant horse named Nubian Knight. This took Doris by surprise – she
commented that she didn’t even realize Bob had brought riding clothes with him,
let alone his own horse. Margaret divulged some of her knowledge of the horses
by describing what the ringmaster and judges were doing by requiring all the
riders to work through various gaits:
MARGARET: You see, these five-gaited horses are real
aristocrats. They’re being judged for conformation, substance, finish, style,
beauty, soundness, way of going, and manners –
Doris made a glowing comment about Nubian Knight, and
Margaret countered by asserting that Bob was the star of the riders. Doris
asked if she had known Bob for long: “for ages,” replied Margaret. Hmmmmmm.
The ringmaster next had the riders rack the horses (haven’t
a clue what that means, but the orchestra picked up the musical tempo “to almost
race music,” so it seems it was a crescendo of action by horse and rider).
Margaret complimented Nubian Knight’s performance, but then betrayed a bit more
of her particular intrigue by acknowledging the prowess of another competitor,
Lady Butterfly: “That beautiful brown mare has been a sensation in all
the eastern shows for two years,” she revealed. Hmmmmmm. Again.
The competition had come to a head, and with the sound of
trumpets it was time to announce the winner. It was of course… wait for it… Nubian
Knight. Owned by Miss Doris Brale. Of Cavalier Ranch. Mr. Robert Lee Tyrell,
rider.
Bob, you sneaky devil! What the … ?
Doris was dumbfounded, quite convinced there had been some
mistake. She did NOT own Nubian Knight. How could the purple championship
ribbon be awarded to her stable? Bob rode over to the excited if partially
perplexed trio. He handed over the “Royal Purple” to Doris.
DORIS: But … I can’t understand … It isn’t
my horse …
BOB: Nubian Knight is yours, Doris. I
had the registry certificate for him transferred to Cavalier ranch a month ago.
You see, I had Margaret bring him out from dad’s Blue Hill stables in Kentucky.
He’s ours, Doris.
DORIS: I … I … but Miss Duane?
BOB: Margaret is the daughter of our
stable master. He couldn’t come right now so Margaret brought Nubian Knight to
Portland.
DORIS: Oh … Bob, why didn’t you tell me? I
didn’t know you were interested in blooded horses.
BOB: I didn’t either, at first. You
see, dad’s getting on in years. He’s been wanting to turn Blue Hill stables
over to me. But I wanted to organize a jazz band and toot my saxophone around
the world. That’s why he sent me to the Northwest … to … well sort of …
“Get all that tomfoolery out of his system,” no doubt. Bob
let on that it worked.
BOB: Yes. I’m going to carry on for my
dad … just as you’ve been doing.
DORIS: (sadly) So you’re going back then – to Kentucky?
BOB: Who said anything about my going
back to Kentucky? Didn’t we win the Royal Purple? Aren’t you going to keep your
bargain?
DORIS: But I won’t give up the ranch, Bob.
BOB: Of course not. I’m moving the
Blue Hill stables to Montana. And a … say, Old Timer, do you play pinochle?
OLD
TIMER: Do I? … Why at Devil’s Lake
one time, I …
BOB: Then you’ll like Dad, I know.
OLD
TIMER: You bet I will …
With much happy and excited discussion of finding a parson,
and making the Old Timer the best man, the orchestra came back on with another
musical bridge. Announcer Ted Pearson brought the night’s proceedings to a
close with these helpful comments:
ANNOUNCER:
One of the
outstanding events each Fall on the Pacific Coast is the Pacific International
Livestock Exposition and Horse Show which will be held, this year, October 25
to November 1, inclusive, at Portland, Oregon. With prophetic vision, James J.
Hill, founder of the Great Northern Railway, foresaw nearly two generations
ago, the possibilities of livestock in this great industry. Many agencies are
now co-operating in furthering the interests of the agriculturists and
livestock men of the Northwest, and among them, continuing the program initiated
by Mr. Hill, is the Agricultural and Development Department of the Great
Northern Railway … Next week, at this same hour, Empire Builders will bring you
another playlet, a football story, in which the Old Timer joins the board of
strategy and wins the game – from the sidelines.
Dan Markell’s parents had every
reason to tune in again to Empire
Builders the following Monday – it was stated that the Minnesota football
story was another of his efforts.
So, like Markell’s folks...
Until next time, keep those dials tuned to Empire Builders!
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