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As the year 1930 came to its
waning, final days, Empire Builders
went on the air with a radio play with New Year’s Eve as its focus. On December
29, the Seattle Times newspaper
reported a significant schedule change for arguably the most popular radio
program on the air at that time, Amos ‘n
Andy. They also commented on the scheduled Empire Builders show.
FANS WILL HEAR AMOS ‘N’ ANDY EARLIER
TONIGHT
They Are Due Over KOMO at 8 o’clock From Now On;
Empire Builders Include Seattle in Playlet
The other night about 8:30 o'clock, everything was peaceful
and quiet in the home of a King County Superior Court judge. The family was
grouped about the fireplace. The judge was puffing away at his cigar.
All of a sudden, he bounded out of his chair – and he’s a
big man – his watch in his hand.
“Great guns,” he cried while all the family began running
in every direction, wondering what was the matter. “We’ve missed Amos ‘n’
Andy.”
They switched on the radio. The last bars of “The Perfect
Song” dying away – “Amos ‘n’ Andy bid you all good night.” It was over.
The judge’s evening was ruined. Life was a shallow husk.
Anyone else who feels that way about the two blackface
fellows will have to remember one thing tonight. This is the night Amos ‘n’
Andy change their radio time. They will be on the air at 8 o'clock instead of
8:30. KOMO will carry their drolleries at that hour, 8 o'clock, every evening
from now on, due to a shakeup in network schedules.
Apropos of the
season and whatnot, the Empire Builders
will present a New Year’s playlet tonight, but that’s not all. That’s not half.
The story will have its beginning in the East and it will reach its finale in
Seattle with sirens and whistles and fanfare – especially fanfare – and dial
KOMO at 7:30 o'clock tonight to see what it’s like.
It’s
possible that the new timing of Amos ‘n’ Andy, immediately following Empire Builders, may have helped boost
the audience numbers for the GN’s program. Seems like it couldn’t have hurt.
With a
typical opening of music and railroad sound effects, the broadcast opened and
Ted Pearson came to the microphone. He announced that the evening’s play would
tell the tale of a forlorn young man in Chicago whose wife had left him
inexplicably. A chance encounter with our pal, the Old Timer, helped set things
on a path of redemption.
The young
man was Jim Baird, played by Don Ameche. Baird and the Old Timer ended up sharing
the same bench at a quiet spot in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. Before long, Jim
was baring his soul and sharing his woes with the ever-sympathetic Old Timer.
It seems
Baird and his wife Louise (played by Lucille Husting) were not long married before “Lou” began making bank
withdrawals that Jim did not approve of – particularly since it seemed she was
trying to be surreptitious about it. Baird also mentioned that he and his wife
were both singers. His wife had been signing at clubs in Chicago, and had tried
to cajole him into going professional, too.
Then Jim
Baird told the Old Timer about a very odd episode that seemed to precipitate
his wife’s sudden disappearance. He explained the conflict over the money, and
then shared his strange tale.
OLD TIMER: No
explanations at all, eh?
JIM: No;
none at all. One night we had quite a row about it. Ended up all right, and she
promised she wouldn’t draw out any more money. Well. Next day I happened to
come home early, and she was talking to a fellow on the back porch. Kind of a
tough-looking fellow. They were arguing over money. Lou said she wouldn’t give
him another cent, and he was just getting abusive, when I showed up and booted
him down the steps. Lou wouldn’t say a thing, and I got mad and walked out.
OLD TIMER: Looks like
blackmail.
Baird was
at a complete loss as to what his wife might have been blackmailed for. He
thought he had handled the stranger-at-the-back-door incident, but when he
returned home from work the next day, Louise was gone. No note. No trace of her.
Just gone.
Three
months later, quite out of the blue, a postcard from Lou arrived from Seattle
in the mail. Her message said: “Nothing but tears for us together. Is it
better alone, Jimmy? I’m singing in a club here – getting along. I wish every
good thing for you, dear – including a lapse of memory for our unfortunate
venture. Louise.”
Lucille Husting and Don Ameche in a 1930 press photo made by Theatrical Chicago, a noted professional publicity firm of the day. Author's collection |
When the Empire Builders playlets have a romantic theme - which is not infrequently - the role of the lovers is taken by Lucille Husting and Don Ameche. In addition to their dramatic talent, they have strong leanings towards music. Miss Husting is an accomplished pianist, while Don Ameche has a rich, pleasing voice. He is an exceedingly modest young man and makes no claims to being a radio singer, but his occasional singing on the Great Northern's programs has agreeably surprised his radio friends.
The Old
Timer revealed the happy news that he was headed out from Chicago the next day
to Seattle – on the Empire Builder (naturally). The wise old man then
challenged Jim Baird to travel out to Seattle with him to look for Louise. You
kind of have to wonder why Baird hadn’t already thought of this. He’d been
packing around the postcard from Louise for at least six months. I guess he was
just waiting for a sympathetic old man to sit down by him on a park bench and
convince him to get off his arse and find his wife. Baird finally came to the
realization that he could be spared from the office:
JIM: Hey! Wait a
minute! By gosh! Harry Davis could do my work for two weeks, and I didn’t have
a vacation this summer … sure they’ll let me go! By golly, I’ll go with you,
Mr. – Mr. – say, I don’t even know your name!
OLD TIMER: (CHUCKLE) Old Timer, folks call me.
JIM: Old
Timer! Well, I’ll be darned! Lou and I
used to listen to you on the radio every week! Say, I’m sure glad to meet you!
So, the
two of them trundled off the next day, on what was without a doubt one of the
most pleasant journeys ever known to mankind – an overland trip on the Great
Northern Railway’s crack train, the Empire Builder.
The
interlude dealing with the train trip fell in between an all-out detailed radio
advertisement showcasing all the wonderful amenities of the train, and just
skipping the onboard stuff altogether. There was a brief scene at Chicago’s
Union Station when Jim boarded the train and met up with the Old Timer, and
then another brief segue upon the train’s arrival in Seattle. True to form for
this 1930 radio show, the porter was named “Jackson” and possessed a
stereotypical dialect and manner of speech. It would be interesting to
determine if the actor playing Jackson was actually a Black man, or just
another White man doing a “blackface” role like Correll and Gosden on the Amos
‘n’ Andy show that immediately followed this half-hour. Here is the interchange
at the Empire Builder’s western destination:
OLD
TIMER: Good morning, Jackson . Just about in, aren’t we?
PORTER: Yas, suh, Mistuh Ol’ Timuh. Jes’ ‘bout
seb’m mo’ minnits, an we’s in th’ King
Street Dee-po. Yas suh, thank y’, suh.
OLD
TIMER: Well, I’ll be glad to get back.
Good morning, Jim. How you feel?
JIM: Swell, Old Timer. Gee, I sort of
hate to get off the train. It’s been a wonderful trip. I’ll sure be happy to
find Louise and take her back with me. That scenery we’ve been seeing’s just
plain honeymoon scenery!
Whoooooaaa
there, big fella! Better cool your jets until you actually find her, and see if
she’s inclined to have anything to do with you. There’s still a lotta
‘splainin’ to do.
Jim and
the Old Timer got off the train and were met by an acquaintance of the Old
Timer’s, John Carroll. The Old Timer had wired ahead to his friend to see if
the talent booking agent might be able to help Jim Baird locate his wife.
Carroll had not yet made any headway, but the trio agreed to head off to the
hotel and plot a course of action to track down Louise.
The next
scene found the three men huddled at a table of the Club Sovereign, a
swanky Seattle nightclub. It was New Year’s Eve, and Jim was rapidly running
out of time before he had to get back to Chicago. There still had been no sign
of Louise, but John and the Old Timer seemed to have something up their
sleeves.
CARROLL: Well, Jim, how do you like the Club
Sovereign? Got anything to beat this in Chicago ?
JIM: Nope, guess not.
OLD
TIMER: Come on, Jim, this is New Year’s
Eve. We’re not licked yet.
JIM: I’m licked.
CARROLL: (SOTTO)
He’ll perk up, Old Timer, when the show starts. (CHUCKLES)
OLD TIMER: (SOTTO)
I’ll bet. (CHUCKLES) Just wait, Jim, you’ve got another day yet.
The show was set to begin in only a
few minutes when John Carroll and the Old Timer decided it was time to let Jim
in on a little secret.
OLD TIMER: Now, pay attention. John and I’ve been lookin’
round, and why do you think we brought you here?
JIM: Celebrate New Year’s, I guess.
OLD TIMER: Guess again. Boy, there’s a girl here singing
under the name of Blue Kennedy.
JIM: Well.
I don’t know her.
OLD TIMER: (CHUCKLES) That so? We-ell – she signed her contract
“Lou Baird”!
JIM: (SHOUTS) What! Where is she? Where is she? Old Timer!
Carroll! Where is she?
CARROLL: Now sit
down, Jim, sit down. You’ll see her soon enough. Here! The show’s starting. Pay
attention.
The
nightclub’s Master of Ceremonies came to the microphone and announced the first
act, a trio called the “Three Visiting Firemen.” Jim was notably underwhelmed.
His anxiety about waiting to find Lou was steaming him up to a boiling point.
JIM: I think they’re terrible.
Where’s Lou?
OLD
TIMER: Hold on, boy. I think she’s next.
Listen.
(ROLL OF DRUM CRASH OF CYMBALS
ETC.)
MC: (OFF) And now, my friends, if you are my friends,
and I hope not, you’re going to get a treat. No darling, not an acrobat. A
treat, I said. Guess who – whom. That’s right. Got your hankies out, girls and
boys. The little girl with the cry-baby voice – the queen of all torch singers
– what’s that, lady? No, it isn’t Libby Holman. It’s Seattle ’s sweetheart. Ladies and escorts, I
present … Miss – Blue – Kennedy!
(LOUD AND SUSTAINED APPLUASE)
JIM: My God, it is Lou! Lou,
dear! Lou!
CARROLL: Pipe down, Jim, you don’t want to bust up
the show.
Louise
Baird (a.k.a., “Blue Kennedy”) came onstage and performed a song called
“Lonesome Lover.” How appropriate.
JIM: Let
me go, Old Timer! It’s Lou! Oh, Lou, dear!
OLD TIMER: Now you set
still, boy – hey! Hey! Stop! Come back here, Jim!
(JIM RUNS
ACROSS THE FLOOR CALLING TO LOU. LOU’S SINGING COMES UP FULL. JIM’S VOICE IN
LOW, PLEADING ACCENTS)
JIM: Lou,
dear! Louise …
(THE SONG
FALTERS. LOUISE SAYS “JIMMY”! AND CONTINUES THE SONG)
JIM: Darling,
I’ve waited so long for you. I’ve looked everywhere. I’ve been nearly crazy,
dear! Listen to me, Lou! Listen, I say! I love you – I want you to come home
with me. Darling! Look at me, dear! Listen – I love you, and I want you to come
home! Honey -- etc., etc.
(THE SONG
CONCLUDES. APPLAUSE. THE MICROPHONE APPARENTLY GOES FROM TABLE TO TABLE PICKING
UP THE PATRONS’ COMMENTS)
(TABLE
SOUNDS UP)
What
followed was a series of comments from other patrons, all kind of wondering
what the heck was going on between these two. Some thought Jim was drunk.
Someone else accused him of being a “stage door Johnny with his cues mixed up.”
One man surmised it was all part of the show, until a savvy woman with him
noticed Lou’s genuine blushing. The Old Timer and his friend, John Carroll,
remained at their table and watched Jim return, looking downcast.
OLD
TIMER: First time I ever seen a man do
his courtin’ in front of a mob like this …
CARROLL: Hope he gets away with it.
OLD
TIMER: He’s comin’ back to the table.
Well, Jimmy?
JIM: I don’t know, Old Timer. She
told me to go away – and then I kept on talking to her – and – I don’t know.
She said I could come back to her dressing room.
CARROLL: Well, who’s standin’ on your foot?
JIM: Seems so darn hopeless.
CARROLL: Go on, sap. Go on. What did you come ‘way
out here to Seattle
for, anyway?
I’m with
this guy Carroll. You begin to wonder what Louise ever saw in him in the first
place. Sounds like a real milquetoast. Still, he summoned up whatever courage
he had clattering around in his hollow constitution and went back to confront
Lou in her dressing room. There were a couple minutes of awkward dithering
about “what’s the use” and “don’t you have any feelings for me?” and other such
drivel. Finally, Jim got around to pinning down Louise to get the whole
story out of her.
JIM: Well, what in the world was it
all about, anyway?
LOU: It’s just as hard to tell you now
as it was then, Jimmy. (PAUSE) That tramp you kicked out … the one I’d been
giving money to … was my half-brother.
JIM: Your half-brother!
LOU: Yes. He was a kind of black
sheep. He’d been in prison, and when he got out he needed money. So he came to
me. He said he’d tell you all about it if I didn’t give him money. We were so
happy, and I – I – I didn’t want to give it all up. And then I – I guess I
busted things up anyway by not telling you.
JIM: Lou, dear – you might have known
I’d understand.
LOU: (SOBBING) I was afraid, dear …
JIM: Honey, I don’t care if you’ve
got a million brothers, and every last one of ‘em in jail! I love you – not
your brothers and things! What became of this guy?
LOU: He – he – was shot in a holdup
the day before I left. I was afraid you’d find out – and you were so angry at
me – oh, Jim – (SOBS)
JIM: Well, that’s that. And I love
you. Will you come back with me tomorrow – New Year’s Day – and start the new
year off right with me again?
Wow, Lou…
sounds like you’re just as much of a head-case as Jimbo there. Please tell me
that you two never have children. Well, anyhow – the show must go on. Lou was
alerted that she was on again in a few minutes. She excused herself to change
into another outfit for the clock-strikes-midnight New Year’s Eve performance.
This left Jim out in the corridor with Lou’s assistant, a girl named Hannah.
She told Jim that Lou was very much in love with him. Sounds a lot like grade
school note-passing. Jim pressed Hannah to find out what song Lou was preparing
to perform. It was “Body and Soul,” and it just so happened that Jim was well
familiar with the song.
JIM: “Body
an’ Soul”. By God, I know that! I’m going out there and sing it with her. (LAUGHS)
You bet. We’ll give these people a show – Lou’s farewell appearance. By
golly, I will.
And by
golly he did. Right before midnight. Guess who got himself a kiss? Louise
decided she was ready to head home with Jim, body and soul.
Until
next week, keep those dials tuned to Empire
Builders!